How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

Jul 25  via  ©   7469 notes

diedholdinghands:

sclez:

schmergo:

I love being a creepy obsessive expert on Les Miserables and all, but I kind of miss the days when I couldn’t remember or pronounce Enjolras’ name and referred to him as Enchiladas instead.

Long gone are the days of ‘blond guy with nice ass collar bones’ and ‘I don’t know what that black haired guy’s name is, but I know he’s a little shit so I love him.’

'that red guy with the barricade' 'that green guy who drinks a lot'

Jul 25  via  ©   1660 notes

telling people “i’m straight but i have exceptions” is the first step to realizing you’re actually hella queer

T A G S:  queer post  

savingpeoplehunting-things:

doritos-maragaritos:

theramen:

wellhellotello:

fckingmajeliblood:

so-much-hilarity:

I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal

the king of the jungle

in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’

I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS

Its the alpha

Fun fact:
When Lions fight they try to look big and powerful to scare off the opponent.

When Lionesses fight, it’s to the death,

And I think that pretty much sums up the difference between males and females. One tries to big itself up, one won’t back down.

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

things i don't need: the fifty shades of grey trailer and a flood of thirsty housewives posting it with texts like "i'm ready, breathing heavy" on facebook
Jul 25  via  ©   249 notes

somethingsmissinginme:

kleptosrbetterlovers:

tvshowsgirl:

#I’m crying about this #BECAUSE THESE ARE THE SHOES GANYA’S WIFE HAD #this is such a small detail but it makes my soul sob violently #because she actually bought THE EXACT SAME SHOES that the headgirl of the group of these fancy women had #because she didn’t feel like a part of this group from the very beginning #not when she was observing them in the restaurant and realised they were all sitting pretty #not when she was walking with them and everything was awkward and not how it was supposed to be #BUT SHE BOUGHT THE SHOES ANYWAY #because she wanted to be their friend so much #she wanted to feel like one of them #AND LOOK AT HER FACE LOOK HOW FUCKING PROUD SHE IS OF HAVING THOSE SHOES #look at her little confident smile that says ‘Yeah now I’m good. Now I can be one of them. Now they will accept me. #SHE WANTED THIS SO MUCH #if this doesn’t break your heart I don’t know what else to say

Be right back, gonna cry for the rest of my life.

I love red so much

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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